As if he would even ask, honestly.

I almost wish Scalia were alive so I could hear his delightful bullshit rationale for why this was totally OK despite being a “strict constitutionalist”

+1 brain pill

He’s not just in Hell; he’s cage dancing in Hell’s most fabulous gay club.

Are we sure Hope Solo isn’t on the Trump train?

“That’s like I’ve been saying—if they fixed the laws, you wouldn’t have that.”

Or the media could stop treating every presidential utterance as news entirely, as it should have done any number of decades ago.

ETA: To be more specific they should *never* use presidential quotes as headlines when they are obvious bullshit. It’s fine to use it in the 9th paragraph of a story with supporting context…

This is a weird and bad solution on Twitter’s part, but in fairness, does more to call out his bullshit than anyone within the D.C. media pundit sphere, so ... yay, progress?

A-fucking-men.

He was unprepared and he also was the immediate punching bag for basically everyone else on stage. I’m not sure if that was a prepared strategy or if everyone got there, saw him and decided “I can whip him.”

Two guys you don’t want to be in the way of if they’re going hard to the hoop.

I joke about the Knicks ‘cause, well, they’re the Knicks, but I sincerely hope he’s 100% a year from now because he’s an incredible player and I want that dude on the court dominating again no matter what team he’s on.

Still trying to figure out what is more Knicks: They pay him the max and he’s a shell of his former self, or they miss out on him.

Let us not forget that Loesch has the Sugar Beets infomercial to fall back on.

The real reason he cancelled the Iran strike: They warned him he might have to make decisions and turn off Fox News during “executive time” and he said “noooooope.”

The herp was pretty real tho :(

That’s not all, not nearly. Irving is also a notoriously fickle and space-brained weirdo ...

Hoooooold up here, amigo, not “everyone” because I didn’t ...

TIL there are VAR stans in the world. I had no idea.

In fairness, this is also the basic rationale for how I parent my child: “Well, if he doesn’t like it he’s free to take his security blankie and leave.”