My wife has officially barred me from watching Wheel because I get so mad at the people playing, and honestly, she was right to do so.

That all makes total sense. My east coast bias shines through.

Just curious, as someone who has only lived in places where Jeopardy has run at 7 or 7:30 p.m. — is there a typical time it airs?

“If we just give them more power, they’ll surely work with us!”

NFL coaches: “We need guys to come together as a team, work as one unit, depend on each other, be like brothers.”

History doesn’t repeat, but it does rip your sweater off and go for the kidneys.

It’s the centrist version of the right-wing path to a Fox News talking head gig.

1. Spelling.

The concept of “peanut butter and cheese” isn’t the problem; it’s that American cheese without being deeply melted onto something delicious is an abomination. 

Trump thinks of tariffs the way toddlers think of band-aids.

Here’s hoping he figures it out! Based on recent history, it doesn’t seem like Drake has had much trouble locating lines during a basketball game.

“Only the best and biggest tornadoes under my administration. We’re expanding Tornado Alley, more jobs for funnel clouds.”

As someone who went to a bunch of Montreal Expos shortly games before the team moved, this looks awful familiar.

Mitch to democracy:

An entire story about bad ‘90s stuff and not ONE mention of the freakin’ Mighty Ducks?!?!

In conclusion, I could kick the ass of any alien, no problem.

“This sounds like a bad thing.”

My God, Bernie uses money and Elizabeth Warren worked on legal matters as a lawyer. WHO CAN YOU TRUST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I mean, I remember their 2016 coverage:

Bill Simmons just convened a staff meeting to scream at Ringer staffers “HOW DID THEY BEAT US TO THIS?!?!?!?!!?”