But grey is so much more interesting. Gray is dull. Bland.

Her standup is fine. She gets a lot of shit for stealing jokes, but that just happens in comedy, especially TV special comedy. Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars basically “stole” a joke from Tina Fey at the Golden Globes about actresses losing weight for films. I really really liked Trainwreck and her 12 Angry Men episode on…

“It’s amazing, Goddess. The love inside, you take it with you.”

I hope brings that Shether!!! To all of ‘em. The way they went after her daughters, that does not go un-noticed by mama.

But my checks all say “George Soros”....

Hey, you never went water skiing while disrupting the government at the same time? Slacker.

Me rn:

pictures of them? would buy.

Can they both be picture books and can they travel the country reading them to us (me)? Cause that would be great.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I love him so much I can’t take if sometimes. He’s face is so sweet and he loves his mom so much. I saw an interview with him and his family on 60 minutes and almost died from squee.

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

holy shit. that was THIRTEEN YEARS AGO?

also, that take down will NEVER get old. it’s glorious.

I will forever remember Carlson for getting eviscerated by Jon Stewart. It is now thirteen years later, and this is still incredibly satisfying to watch.

You just KNOW it was more about “letting people at Mar-A-Lago see how cool and important he is” than it was about actual national security. “Ooh looky me I’m president doing president stuff!” (Meanwhile Bannon pulls out a literal camera to hold over classified docs while Toddler In Charge smug mugs for the camera).