First of all, your friend is an asshole.

I’m white and oviously will never use the word to describe anyone or use it casually (Bill Maher I am looking at you). But I find people liberally using the term “n-word” without realizing they are still using the word, when most of the times the term racial slur would do. When it is a case of journalism and reporting…

Am I going crazy, or did I just read that people are about to lose their houses because they were expected to pay for poisoned water?

FAKE NEWS

A government official used the word “nigger”?!? Color me surprised.(eyeroll)

To be fair, no one is ever gonna top Brad Pitt’s fake Tennessee accent in Inglourious Basterds.

I have my phone set to auto-correct even emoji of a duck to fuck. I am never ever going to mean ducking, Verizon.

I’m getting more “unhealthy relationship with food and eating in general” than prima donna.

i switched out my playlists and now i’m on 1990-2000s music which has been so rejuvenating its ridiculous. ruff ryders, busta rhymes, outkast, lucy pearl, lil kim i know i sound old saying this but we had it good then

Racist white men are the most fragile, scared and sensitive people in the country, which I think has a lot to do with these fits and power trips.

Katy Perry looks gorgeous with short hair. She still can’t dance though. And this feud is tired so either she need to escalate it or we need to move on to more petty feuds.

Trump is president, so it’s more the “Wait, what do you mean if I’m not rich I have to be responsible for my actions now?” decade.

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

Mike Greenberg is a Poor Man’s Bill Simmons.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

Hey, honestly, I’d like to see Kamala Harris as President. I think she could pull it off, too.

No way. Layne Staley was the frontman, all the way.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]