Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

She married him anyways so she must have been ravenous after that!

Heaven forbid we get into the whole Hulk Hogan fiasco...

And he did it without really telling anyone. Mike Ilitch was a mensch.

The CEO of little Caesars paid Rosa parks rent for her entire life. Little C's is okay with me.

In my opinion digiorno is better than little caesars. Not even close really. I have a friend who gets little caesars for her kids sometimes and it reminds me of the pizza from middle school. 

(The joke is not funny and has been overdone for 35 years.)

Brutal sodomy of a teenager vs. racism for the sake of comedy . . . tomato, tomA-toe u say?

EVE Online continues to hold the belt for the “Game I love reading about but would never ever consider playing for myself” title.

Make mine a double.

I just bought a used (42k) 2015 XT in June, so I did my part too ;).

How about a GIF?

And then got caught throttling end users more than any other wireless service provider

You know, the game was set up in a way that allowed you to use your own music, right?

Easy one. Check the ump’s betting stubs. ;)

So they have taken the Kohl’s marketing approach.

If he did that in Michigan, he’d be dead before he hit 150 (cuz of the potholes)

Yeah. It will end up being less expensive and it won't take you 40 minutes.

At that point I'll just go to a Vietnamese restaurant, where it will be better anyway