Its always a pickup truck it seems. . .

Big ole Dope violates Doping rules because he’s using too much of the Dope that doesn’t make you faster, but does make Taco Bell sounds like a great idea. 

But its a Corgi! And he’s wearing a vest!

[BONG]

The answer is clear, Ferrari 258 Italia

Its getting dusty in here. . .

This is the “Spite Fence” of trades, by BOTH teams. 

I feel like this is the pre-Intervention “we should have known something was very wrong” stage.

Buyer: Its just a Grand Sport, its not that fast.

Is. . . . he at the early on-set stage of dementia? His documented inability to focus and grasp details. His speaking style. The laughably terrible physicals (one he wrote himself). Maybe Putin doesn’t have a Pee Tape, he has his tax returns and physical. Would not be the first time in White House history a serious…

The Rod Bearings are probably neck and neck with the VANOS for what is going to kill your checking account first.  Note- I bet the dealer is clearing codes rather than fixing any issues.  Part of the VALUE DIRECT program. . .

That’s some quality Clickbait by that author- I imagine them tenting their fingers and doing the C. Montgomery Burns “Excellent” as the anger and views rise apace of each other. 

1st Gear: Let the punishment fit the crime.

Yes, although those are several thousand dollars more on average.  Budget accordingly (also watch out for badly modded cars). 

Just don’t get the automatic, budget for an IMS replacement when you do the clutch, make sure you do blackstone analysis with EVERY oil change, and watch the RMS seal. Oh- the Porsche tax is real so plan on spending more on everything.

Every story like this makes me feel accordingly:

We all drive the same 6 cars, so the stickers are the only way to tell which Subaru is yours in a parking lot of 600 triathletes!

1. As a fellow black cat owner, that picture is charming!

Hey Patrick- even better, her vocal track only: 

Of course we are, we got New Coke instead of Coke a Cola Classic.