* Some assembly required.

With all the people dying of heart attacks from shoveling snow and leaving their spouses as widows (or widowers), its the thoughtful spouse that stays inside drinking that is the true hero of the Boy Band Blizzard of 2016.

Note by “ bread, and milk, and cheese” they mean wine, beer and hard liquor, because if you get snowed in with your family (or worse roomates) without them you are going to be featured in a future Lifetime movie Three Feet of Murder

As a 2016 STI Limited in DGM with the low lip option owner, I should have a hot take on this.

This is an incredibly bad idea. But an INTERESTING and different one. So shine on you crazy diamond.

We were “preserving the engine” totally different than sandbagging. That’s what other teams do.

Vroom Vroom I’ma race car driver!

Still better than any ESPN talk show.

Don’t use big words in Texas was a close runner-up.

Enjoy the Streisand Effect, Honda. Also, the secret of the terrible Continentials is out as well- so its now in the public domain.

Filming my reckless endangerment - I see no way this could go wrong.

“is the Superbike not actually eager to kill you”

Drones and ever more advanced AA missles will make this funny in 5 years.

The manned part is simply for rule compliance IMHO. Not sure a drone version wouldn’t be faster.

Pippen also had the hilarious nickname “No Tippin’ Pippen”

As noted with the quotes, this really isn’t a car at all. Its more of a dual-stage ground based guided missle.

“When all of this is said and done, I propose an engine powered by nothing but the finest cheese in all the land.”

I have a feeling he knew damn well the car wasn’t legit.

What is “Tragedy of the Commons”. Answer, what a bunch of people in Austin are about to discover.

You went Full Derp, never go Full Derp.