Baby Boomers are getting too old for that crap.

Assuming they sell all of the “Launch” models and also assuming Fiat then doesn’t just keep the price at $75k for “reasons” (being that was the price they intended all along)

You could also say that given its pedestrian engine, bad gearbox, shaky build quality and Lotus driving comfort and convenience, that it will never sell enough to be eligible to be sold by Carmax. And other than the carbon tub, I am not sure this isn’t more a Fiat 500 Abarth x2, rather than a real Alfa. The 8C for all…

Yeah you might make the interior sticky, which ruins the collector value.

Jelly- the Porsche used market is crazy here unless you want a 300k mile 944 or a 928 which needs $8k worth of engine work. Every time I watch Wheeler Dealers I have serious price envy.

Maybe because Alfa priced the 4C against the nicer in every way Cayman. We could also use Corvette Z51 (which comes with an actual stick) or for the used market- the Jalop approved Lotus options (which Doug has proved basically buy and sell at the same price). For that money for a weekend/track car you have many, many…

I salute you current Alfa owner, for you are a true Jalop!

Dat F4.

Your $75k is much better spent on a more delightful in every way Porsche Cayman. Plus the Porsche won’t be worth a bag of Skittles in 6 years.

Holy crap, that was nearly grammatically correct- even used the comma right! The ending needs a re-write, but not bad anonymous street crank. A sarcastic “Kind Regards” would have been much more fitting. Also Street Vision is the newest Marvel Superhero.

Car and Driver noted:

Kia K900. Expensive, bad handling, ugly, no marque value- and its a very large four door sedan, a segment that is dying.

If you love something, doing it as a job is a great way to cure that.

Does it come with a flat brim cap, or do I have to buy that separately?

Thanks computers!

Is his power diminished?

Dear Leader approves this post.

I would vote for the Onion’s version of Biden all day long.

Texas is Florida with big hats.

She is the worst thing about that show. By a mile.