You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

A) Good

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

In a league that “cares about player safety” this man still has a job. Not to mention he fucking sucks as a coach too. 

For all the shit this league catches (and rightfully so) for having scumbag players suiting up every week, I’m baffled this trash bag of a human being is allowed to be employed at all in the NFL.

It's like he's accusing me of giving him mono.

Just in case it doesn’t make it out of the greys, I’ll post it here:

People invite a bullshitter to spew their bullshit and are outraged when the bullshit is spewed?

Neymar runs around, is mobbed by teammates, he jumps in the air, revels in the cheers and then goes back to get the ball so he could celebrate again all for nearly a minute after scoring and that’s “barely celebrates”?

Starred and Flagged.

The plot of Major League, but with a more devious owner?

The whole mess just makes me think of the ending to Psycho.

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*Glances at first two words of comment*
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Yep, checks out.

Came here for a take like this and was not disappointed. I have never understood why the Deadspin staff (along with a number of the commenters here, I might add) seem to be so enamored with a guy who has behaved like a complete prick for his entire career.

I know there will be a lot of people who makes jokes in these comments, but I think we should step back a moment and reflect on the sad, nay the TRAGIC dissolution of a romantic relationship.

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they…

“Everybody wishes they could be healthy all the time,” said Tom Brady. “It is a contact sport and he’s certainly had his fair share of injuries, so guys retire at different times. I’m sure Luck’s choice of retiring now in the height of nightshade season is coincidental. Maybe he’s just dehydrated.”