“Sure, we could have demanded he pay us the money back. But that didn’t feel like the right thing to do. Andrew was more than just our quarterback, he was the person we rallied around after we let Peyton Manning go He brought us together: our present, our future and our glorious past. From our point of view, he helped…

By rule, all Boone has to do is not send his team out for the next inning, and the game is automatically forfeited five minutes from the point the umpire starts the inning. He just wants to be able to have it happen without taking the criticism of being the guy who makes that decision.

“the nightly parade of anonymous goateed tomato cans”

Cop.

I call it the “Head Sock” you can use it to keep sweat out of your eyes while playing sports like Golf! Organic cotton weave and just $99.99! Act now!

And then when Sarah wakes up in the morning:

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

It’s good that Press has at last acknowledged the folly of lending Barstool her celebrity, the USWNT’s fame, and the commendable and progressive things she and the USWNT have come to represent, and in doing so allowing an odious site to use her and the national team as a shield behind which they can attempt to hide…

Bless your heart.

I don’t think she did though....she is still not accepting responsibility.

Her blaming the media is pretty funny. 

If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.

I loved Howler Monkey noises lol

where the hell do you hang out?

I think the problem is calling Emmitt Till a “celebrity,” which carries a connotation of glamour and lightheartedness. If it had been a list of “important historical figures” I think the reaction would have been different.

Personally, I’m in favor of anything that makes people remember Emmett Till.

I’m a hardcore Everton fan so I hold no good memories of Luis Suárez whatsoever, but he’s easily the best striker of his generation and, from what I read about his family, his work in Uruguay and his life outside the pitch in general, a perfectly good person. Stop this cheap bullshit.

Meh. He’s not as good as he used to be but he’s one of the best (if not the best) strikers of his generation.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy