What’s up with the disembodied hand of god holding him back on the right?

This is rude to The Count.

Quit saying he had a coke problem; he likes coke just fine.

It could very well end up being Brazil-Germany in the rd of 16 as well. Nuts.

And Higuain had just Higuain’d it a few minutes prior, albeit with his weaker foot. It was shaping up to be a glorious feast on the Argentine national team. Bah.

Not sure why but all that gif makes me want to do is watch Cypress Hill’s ‘Insane in the Membrane’ video.

Arguments about the respective GOATs are doomed from the beginning, but this list was rough.

Trezeguet was a beast too.

Oh I’m definitely not disagreeing with you on the CR7 v Messi debate. Everything you said was spot on. I just think it’s hilarious that Simeone even went there.

You’re probably right. But anyway, Argentina left their best and in-form striker at home (mostly because Messi doesn’t like him) and Dybala (a forward, not a striker) barely plays because he and Leo can’t sort it out together on the pitch. Or so they say..

I’m thinking he’s referencing active players, but it’s unclear with the ‘to this day’ part. If not, it’s just kind of weird and crazy with Brazil sitting right there. There’s probably a decent case Germany and Uruguay have better strikers all-time than Argentina.

You guys should run a story on the leaked audio of Diego Simeone calling them a team ‘in anarchy’, laying tons of blame on Sampaoli, shitting on Caballero’s serial blunders, and questioning whether if you had a ‘regular team’ (which Argentina is), would you rather have Messi or Ronaldo. OUCH.

Eh, I don’t think it was a dive. The hand lightly impeded him, but it would have been a VERY soft pen to give. Him tipping onto his backside wasn’t the part where he was trying to buy the foul (dive), to me; that was aftermath.

Any DPRK textbook will tell you Maradona wasn’t half the player Dear Leader was.

It was Otamendi, Man City defender and well-known dickhead.

Pickpockets will be none the wiser!

Always.

I’m trying to figure out what the ‘test’ is.

I don’t think ‘people’ are in a position to judge anything, tbh.

Pepe gon’ Pepe.