“And your final score, it’s the MAGAs over the Butteremails 6 to 4...”

Should probably mention black children were literally ripped away or sold away from their parents. And vice versa.

Uhh, Telemundo is in HD, my good man.

Telemundo all day baby.

Kroos and Reus have been rocking the ‘Hitler Youth’ for at least six years.

Don’t sleep on the Golden Knights, Barry.

I assumed he was crying because in the lead up to the tournament the football press (scum, all) was trying to blame a birthday party held in his honor for so-called debauchery and indiscipline in the team. Mexico wasn’t expected to get a result against Germany, but they were under an enormous and undeserved amount of…

This is all part of known Portuguese person Jose Mourinho’s master plan to hurt Spain and keep De Gea at United.

Maybe but Messi is a better all-around tax evader.

If people of color stopped having children altogether, just think about all the discrimination their next generation wouldn’t have to suffer!

Wasn’t expecting the teleports to be literal.

And you don’t have to log in for Telemundo. It’s a double win.

I can’t say this enough: Americans should NOT call soccer/football matches.

He didn’t make me feel bad about myself and that was fun!

Why are you pretending you don’t know what that card is doing?

Let’s see how you do when that rim has its growth spurt, Very Tall Boy!

Based on what?

Belgium, then Portugal, then England.

I feel like your respect for Kane should be mitigated by my loathing of Dele Alli. We’re in this together B...B!

I don’t know that England will have as easy a time brushing aside Tunisia as you think, Tom.