LeBron James is the 2nd greatest basketball player of all-time. BUT! I will no longer argue with people who think he’s #1. I’ve evolved.

The only one I think about is for non-interesting reasons. My class in maybe 3rd grade were all assigned to do ‘book’ reports on the US Presidents, as is customary. The POTUS’ (POTUSes?, POTI?), by number of their presidency, were all put into a hat and drawn by the students. I picked #13, Millard Fillmore. Who?

Ask your cat what they were saying.

I’m seeing Alice the maid from Brady Bunch.

I assume these letters are all from people who were certain Vegas would beast the NHL.

I texted friends in the 3rd the Rockets’ possessions were crimes against basketball. The league should incorporate the five-second clock for their bumasses alone.

You say emaciated, I say predatory animal with large teeth and claws that will do anything to eat and survive.

He and Durant are the greatest NBA Jam duo there will ever be.

I’m an excellent snot sucker, but I’ll be damned if any of that shit gets in my mouth.

“We all decide to be brave and just do it but I can’t recall why..”

Catapult those mushrooms into outer space and I’ll try it.

Deadpool’s ‘thing’, as you note, is working very hard to tell the audience it doesn’t take itself seriously at all. It’s the equivalent of the Jennifer Lawrence Hustle; ‘let me tell you all the ways I’m, like, a totally laid back and chill and regular person’.

What exactly is an objective movie review?

I assume they’re going by the flawed logic that a hot dog is a sandwich (it’s not, so just don’t even), and if something is in fact a sandwich, it should cost at least five bucks. Would you eat a $2 sandwich? No you would not.

Aziz Ansari is Argentinian? Hi-yo!

Looks like the chair umpire skipped item #4 in WHAT DO DO TO HAVE A CHANCE WITH A RUSSIAN GIRL, and has paid severely.

Be real and talk about you in real terms, talk about your faults in a fun way and about your positive points.

He makes his free throws, so probably not.

Gotcha. But, you’re talking about Steve Kerr...and a transcendent and multi-generational athletic freak. Jordan would be dominating the NBA now, just like then. Only difference is he’d at least have a proper rival these days (probably would’ve been Len Bias back then but sadly we know what happened there).

It’s a two-fold “problem”: he’s the only player in league history who can get whatever shot he wants AND who is comfortable taking whatever shot he can get. He’s more than happy to shoot from 25 feet, happy to shoot from 15, happy to shoot from in close. There are no rim protectors in the league anymore, he can…