Marah, quit copying Headlines off of O'Neal's homework! That's cheating!

That's some Norman Mailer shit right there…

What if Mr. Rogers' ghost is stalking molested children? And they're the only ones who can see him? Like the Sixth Sense?

Well, coming from Mexico, San Yisidro, TJ, so outside odds…

…thus cementing the kernel of misogyny into Charlie Brown's soul for decades to come.

Hasta La Vista, Charlie Brown!

*Follows @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus with boombox*
*Plays Christmas Time Is Here*

Expurgatory.

Expurgatory.

Well, you and Jamie Kennedy's Mafia loan-shark. Or at least until he fills it in with cement for the new patio foundation.

Why, do you guys use stopwatches?

Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Frank Ocean saved Latin.

And the 2013 Commie for Most Out of Touch Article goes to…

…Like a vandal?

GMILF-y, if you're Hispanic.

Snake! Snake? SNAAAAAAKKKEEE!!!!!

It's not so much a fear, as a healthy respect for mortality and firearms.

It's not so much a fear, as a healthy respect for mortality and firearms.