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HighlyFunctioningTimTebow
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@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus You can this season.

This is easily the most characterization for Rachel since Season 2, and I'm disappointed it didn't happen sooner.

I've had more than a couple of run ins with rattlers, and I have nothing but genocidal hatred for those creatures. Just hearing their high-pressure garden hose hiss is enough to ruin your day.

See, the concept is cool, but within the span of a single episode it seems a bit unearned, other than to highlight how many zeros are tacked onto this particular piece of buried treasure. Contrast with Stone Cold Arlo's toothbrush razor, and you get a larger piece of the picture, so that's cool, I guess.
Commme

Wynn Duffie's Mustache is the new T-Dogg.

Yeah, but Tim's the snarky subdued asshole, so it passes fair suave.

Yeah, well its more like 'bad joke uncle' kinda asshole, not full blown Asshole.

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus Pot, meet kettle.

As a Triple-Cask-Strength Black Lodge Motherfucker, I got 2 words for you:
Try Me.

No I mean that the space time nexus that Scorpions occupies is so irrevocably 80s that it's practically a time-crime. Like February 11th, 1985, at 1:01pm, but the Betamax in the Scorpions' Vanagon still flashes 12:00 anyways.

Wait, so did anyone else detect a thematic undercurrent espousing abstinence here?

I'd have him down to rights as a Jock Rock Led Zep fan. Or something atrociously 80s like Scorpions or something.

Don't forget his magical autism 'memorized the whole map' and 'I read every word I see impulsively' kick.

"Yeah but, no thanks." Killer delivery.

Hey is it weird if I say my fave is Lemongrab, but I relate to Ice King more?

I'm not.
*Stealth High Fives @avclub-19b1e8d29a0f4d71a95a48a7123d0502:disqus*

Pfft, yeah he would be.

TE'O;DN Google

James Franco name drops Jorge-Luis Borges, and calls himself meta.
James Franco Is An Asshole.
Signed,
-Someone who has actually read Ficciones.

J.J. to Lindelof