@avclub-af08cd66f82d1b9317433323b7c69320:disqus It cuts a little close, personally, is all. I'm sure I'd get you one of the more expensive tiny scented candles if given the chance.

Paranorman was only okay.

Paranorman was only okay.

FLAGGED for knowing people who frequent Reddit.

FLAGGED for knowing people who frequent Reddit.

Moon Cricket. Yeah. Yeah. Ugly sucker. Came here from the future. Only says 'ficus'.

Moon Cricket. Yeah. Yeah. Ugly sucker. Came here from the future. Only says 'ficus'.

Armond White is Tyler Perry's AVClub username.

Armond White is Tyler Perry's AVClub username.

Holy Motors wasn't showing at that one theater adjacent to the Olive Garden they like to eat at.

Holy Motors wasn't showing at that one theater adjacent to the Olive Garden they like to eat at.

@avclub-d324a0cc02881779dcda44a675fdcaaa:disqus I'll concede your point. As a Californian I still retain the right to make fun of pasty Minnesotans, though.

@avclub-d324a0cc02881779dcda44a675fdcaaa:disqus I'll concede your point. As a Californian I still retain the right to make fun of pasty Minnesotans, though.

THATS NOT FUNNY

THATS NOT FUNNY

TL;DL

TL;DL

Uh, that's your browser's spell check program, not Disqus. I guess by 'losers', you meant 'people who are smarter than you'.

Uh, that's your browser's spell check program, not Disqus. I guess by 'losers', you meant 'people who are smarter than you'.

Somewhere Bonnie Prince Billy and Yo La Tengo are crying into their soy lattes and smoking American Spirits during their smoke break.