Somewhere Bonnie Prince Billy and Yo La Tengo are crying into their soy lattes and smoking American Spirits during their smoke break.

Wow, aren't we sooo sheltered and entitled to get 'nice' things? No no, let's not show  a sense of humor, humility, or tolerance. How dare people buy things from dollar stores, as if it was the thought that counted? Don't they know what Christmas is? Don't they know who you are? You surely deserve better, maybe if…

Wow, aren't we sooo sheltered and entitled to get 'nice' things? No no, let's not show  a sense of humor, humility, or tolerance. How dare people buy things from dollar stores, as if it was the thought that counted? Don't they know what Christmas is? Don't they know who you are? You surely deserve better, maybe if…

Last year my workplace held a White Elephant gift exchange, but with actual gifts. This led to acrimony of the most insidious stripe, and grudges held to this day. I was fired the following month, not for 'stealing' a gift, but for giving away a rain poncho I had lying around the house as a gag gift. Now if you'll…

Last year my workplace held a White Elephant gift exchange, but with actual gifts. This led to acrimony of the most insidious stripe, and grudges held to this day. I was fired the following month, not for 'stealing' a gift, but for giving away a rain poncho I had lying around the house as a gag gift. Now if you'll…

Yeah but this is Middle America we're talking about, so instead of remotely athletic people, we're probably looking at the kind of fat-ass rejects you see waiting for a table in an Applebee's in Minnesota. Ever seen Wipeout? Case closed.

Yeah but this is Middle America we're talking about, so instead of remotely athletic people, we're probably looking at the kind of fat-ass rejects you see waiting for a table in an Applebee's in Minnesota. Ever seen Wipeout? Case closed.

If it was DOA, after I'd bet there wouldn't be any stabbings or assaults for 72 hours, like that one week in New York after Hurricane Sandy.

If it was DOA, after I'd bet there wouldn't be any stabbings or assaults for 72 hours, like that one week in New York after Hurricane Sandy.

#IdBuyThatForADollar

#IdBuyThatForADollar

Coming soon to Fox, from the creators of Family Guy, its Milgram Experiment, The Game! Win cash prize monies just by slowly turning the voltage knob, and pressing a red button! How much can he take? More like, how much can you make? And don't forget to catch our Christmas themed episode next week, with special host,…

Coming soon to Fox, from the creators of Family Guy, its Milgram Experiment, The Game! Win cash prize monies just by slowly turning the voltage knob, and pressing a red button! How much can he take? More like, how much can you make? And don't forget to catch our Christmas themed episode next week, with special host,…

Win, Lose, or Draw Something!

Win, Lose, or Draw Something!

You fools! You built this earthquake over an indian burial ground!
*RUMBLERUMBLERUMBLE-CRACK!* Ooooooooo!
Polterquake, only on SyFy.

You fools! You built this earthquake over an indian burial ground!
*RUMBLERUMBLERUMBLE-CRACK!* Ooooooooo!
Polterquake, only on SyFy.

He's busy solving the case of the missing "e".

He's busy solving the case of the missing "e".

I WAS BORN IN THE USA