Hmmph, Hmmph Hmmph.

Aaaugh! This is worse than Childrens Hospital UK!

Aaaugh! This is worse than Childrens Hospital UK!

And that ending? Sex and violence, and some nihilism to boot.

And that ending? Sex and violence, and some nihilism to boot.

Crank 2: The official guilty pleasure of HighlyFunctioningTimTebow.

Crank 2: The official guilty pleasure of HighlyFunctioningTimTebow.

It's cool to like things; defend it's positivity when you can't defend the movie. In Bruges is a good step, though.

It's cool to like things; defend it's positivity when you can't defend the movie. In Bruges is a good step, though.

Criminally Underrated. Goes right up there with Sorcerer for suspense.

Criminally Underrated. Goes right up there with Sorcerer for suspense.

That part in Pat Garrett where the old timer gets gut-shot by the river, and Bob Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" starts playing? It may be trite, It may be on the nose, and It may be Ironic, but damned if it doesn't kick the back of my head like good wasabi from a great sushi bar.

That part in Pat Garrett where the old timer gets gut-shot by the river, and Bob Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" starts playing? It may be trite, It may be on the nose, and It may be Ironic, but damned if it doesn't kick the back of my head like good wasabi from a great sushi bar.

If there was ever a time for God to play Beethoven's Symphony No. 7 on the loudspeakers, It would be during this orgy of denouement.

If there was ever a time for God to play Beethoven's Symphony No. 7 on the loudspeakers, It would be during this orgy of denouement.

Yeah!, Bad Lieutenant! Just the muck, and the degradation, mixed in with the power-bomb choke-slam psycho-spiritual guilt-fuck imagery of Catholicism, Reqiured Viewing!!! King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Harvey Keitel!

Yeah!, Bad Lieutenant! Just the muck, and the degradation, mixed in with the power-bomb choke-slam psycho-spiritual guilt-fuck imagery of Catholicism, Reqiured Viewing!!! King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Harvey Keitel!

Awww, now you made me remember Bill Murray's Polonius…

Awww, now you made me remember Bill Murray's Polonius…

Here's to Ben…