Unless she's a Reverse Vampire, in which case we're fucked. Vampires don't look like her until after they've been staked.

*Excited Hand Raising*
Oooh! Oooh! Pillar of Coke! Pillar of Coke!

*Excited Hand Raising*
Oooh! Oooh! Pillar of Coke! Pillar of Coke!

@The Narrator Returns I cannot like this comment enough, no matter how long I press the button. Also because Linsday Lohan now sounds like Terrence Stamp now.

@The Narrator Returns I cannot like this comment enough, no matter how long I press the button. Also because Linsday Lohan now sounds like Terrence Stamp now.

I know right? That ep from season 3 where they sing the song to open the door. I know What Was Missing - unresolved sexual tension.

I know right? That ep from season 3 where they sing the song to open the door. I know What Was Missing - unresolved sexual tension.

Pfft, whatevs. That's just 80s Yuppie High Fashion Chic. I bet Don "closed Escrow" on his "Condo" straight away right after To Live and Die In L.A.

Pfft, whatevs. That's just 80s Yuppie High Fashion Chic. I bet Don "closed Escrow" on his "Condo" straight away right after To Live and Die In L.A.

Why am I only seeing Regular Show coverage just right now? C'mon, AVClub!

Why am I only seeing Regular Show coverage just right now? C'mon, AVClub!

Worldosity

Worldosity

WHERE'S LEXX!?!

WHERE'S LEXX!?!

This is why American radio is shit. It might as well be one long Linkin Park track.

This is why American radio is shit. It might as well be one long Linkin Park track.

Hey, don't you steal that job from Asuka and ModhTafiqTerrorist! They need to do something for their community college Graphic Arts Design Senior Project!

Hey, don't you steal that job from Asuka and ModhTafiqTerrorist! They need to do something for their community college Graphic Arts Design Senior Project!

David Chen told me that Kill List makes Baby Jesus cry.