David Chen told me that Kill List makes Baby Jesus cry.

Ladies and gentlemen give a big round of applause to Fresno, California!

Ladies and gentlemen give a big round of applause to Fresno, California!

Liked in agreement, so long as they take cut out the part with the audience member who is a fat middle aged man hiding his bald head with long hair and a tiara. Seriously, look for it; it's right after the stool with the gum on it.

Liked in agreement, so long as they take cut out the part with the audience member who is a fat middle aged man hiding his bald head with long hair and a tiara. Seriously, look for it; it's right after the stool with the gum on it.

My mom saw The Way of the Gun when she was pregnant with me.

My mom saw The Way of the Gun when she was pregnant with me.

@avclub-71bfbe458113bbc3b27576494be78972:disqus Okay, I hear you, but let me counter - are you saying that politics are stupid bullshit, or the supposed references to gender roles, which - according to my multiple viewings - are not present in the film at all? Both are present but only underscore the…

@avclub-71bfbe458113bbc3b27576494be78972:disqus Okay, I hear you, but let me counter - are you saying that politics are stupid bullshit, or the supposed references to gender roles, which - according to my multiple viewings - are not present in the film at all? Both are present but only underscore the…

Imagine that, the nation of Japan whose manifold horrors unleash'd upon the world new and novel sweat-kinks birthed a corporation who recoil'd at the thought of their customers satiating that most natural of appetites.

Imagine that, the nation of Japan whose manifold horrors unleash'd upon the world new and novel sweat-kinks birthed a corporation who recoil'd at the thought of their customers satiating that most natural of appetites.

@avclub-71bfbe458113bbc3b27576494be78972:disqus As a serious and allegorically literate person, I'd have a word with you: Pretense; it works upwards and downwards. Maybe challenge yourself once in a while outside those approved films which merit those 'tits' of yours, you might be surprised. You may even come to…

@avclub-71bfbe458113bbc3b27576494be78972:disqus As a serious and allegorically literate person, I'd have a word with you: Pretense; it works upwards and downwards. Maybe challenge yourself once in a while outside those approved films which merit those 'tits' of yours, you might be surprised. You may even come to…

…while riding surfboards.

…while riding surfboards.

…but the Italian judges docked them 1/8th of a point for not using enough purple, blue, and red underwater pool lights.

…but the Italian judges docked them 1/8th of a point for not using enough purple, blue, and red underwater pool lights.

What the world really needs is a Louie intro parody, but with Chewbacca walking to the comedy gig instead of Louis C.K. "Chewie chewie chewie chew-weeee, Chewie Chewie you're gonna die…"

What the world really needs is a Louie intro parody, but with Chewbacca walking to the comedy gig instead of Louis C.K. "Chewie chewie chewie chew-weeee, Chewie Chewie you're gonna die…"

Ah yes, the Murphy Brown formula as stated by CBS.
"You cant blah-blah-blah-blah blah-blah [insert pop culture reference] !"
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