Ah yes, the Murphy Brown formula as stated by CBS.
"You cant blah-blah-blah-blah blah-blah [insert pop culture reference] !"
*Play AudienceApplaudWoo.wav*

Did they open for Enormous Richard ?

Did they open for Enormous Richard ?

No, because I will put you in the ground, and leave you there.

No, because I will put you in the ground, and leave you there.

Please just stop.

Please just stop.

Fifty Shades of Grey: Where Rule 34, Slashfic, and Classical literature combine to meet the furtive desperations of middle aged women unfamiliar with all three of these things.

Fifty Shades of Grey: Where Rule 34, Slashfic, and Classical literature combine to meet the furtive desperations of middle aged women unfamiliar with all three of these things.

Ha Ha! I'm God Boy now! No Takebacks!
http://www.io9.com/boy-god

Ha Ha! I'm God Boy now! No Takebacks!
http://www.io9.com/boy-god

The former's a Robot designed to fight Nazis, and probably looks all wonky and retro. The latter is a secret Robot created by Nazis, which was intended to be emblematic of creepy Nazi stuff, and would have turned the tide in favor of the Nazis late in the war. I think Robot Nazi would work well with other robots, and…

The former's a Robot designed to fight Nazis, and probably looks all wonky and retro. The latter is a secret Robot created by Nazis, which was intended to be emblematic of creepy Nazi stuff, and would have turned the tide in favor of the Nazis late in the war. I think Robot Nazi would work well with other robots, and…

Wait, do you mean a Robot 'Nazi-Fighting' Machine, or a 'Robot Nazi' Fighting Machine? Because they both have their different appeal.

Wait, do you mean a Robot 'Nazi-Fighting' Machine, or a 'Robot Nazi' Fighting Machine? Because they both have their different appeal.

Trite and myopic as it may be, AVC comments are a lot of things for a lot of people. Sure, you're liable to run into some unpleasant dickbags, but I think that many people come for the side-humor. Get a good zinger off, maybe throw a reference here or there, or maybe make a snide, half-humored criticism. Inference is…

Trite and myopic as it may be, AVC comments are a lot of things for a lot of people. Sure, you're liable to run into some unpleasant dickbags, but I think that many people come for the side-humor. Get a good zinger off, maybe throw a reference here or there, or maybe make a snide, half-humored criticism. Inference is…

The only two things Rush Limbaugh can elucidate are his Oxy prescription at the pharmacy and his mouth around an oversized ham sandwich.

The only two things Rush Limbaugh can elucidate are his Oxy prescription at the pharmacy and his mouth around an oversized ham sandwich.

*Holds cue card to head*
Things Ricky Gervais says to the mirror when waking up in the morning.