I bet they’re thanking the other dude in private. They’ve never BEEN more famous.

Am I missing something? Who the fuck died here? I thought some dude just cheated on his wife. These guys need to get the fuck over it. 

Men are allowed to pay for abortions. It's just that women aren't allowed to HAVE them. That's in the Bible, I'm pretty sure.

It was WAY back in 2009. It’s not like there were ATMs on every corner...

Democratic Candidate: Served in the military, went on to get law degree from the state university, served as an AUSA, once professed an insufficiently progressive opinion on gay marriage.

If a movie is good, it’ll usually find its audience. Tons of movies did terribly in theaters and went on to become classics.

Maybe nobody goes to the theater to see romantic comedies anymore? This isn't 1996. 

Does ANYBODY go to see rom-coms in the theater these days? There’s a reason why studios stopped making them. 

Step 1. Flip the can back over.

It belongs in a museum!

Same dumb pattern. Over and over again.

Do you get to pick and choose? Gay people kill (and eat) just like everyone else.

Easy. Be nowhere. 

Matt Berry would be SO much fun. 

McNutty!

I suppose this blog is correct if you RADICALLY alter the definition of "fun." 

The most popular YouTube videos about ANYTHING hate that thing. It's the number one rule of the internet. 

Doesn’t seem worth it. But I’m 6'4", so what do I know?

Of all the major entertainment awards, I've always found the Emmy to be the most effective weapon. 

“While we may never know if Kimmel was purposefully trying to outshine Brunson, or if he was simply being a sore loser”