Same. Had to dig DEEP. 

Don’t invite the comparison...

PLEASE make them vote on this before November! Fucking morons...

Oh shit! Well in THAT case...

How is it racist to do commit to a pre-planned comedy bit before you even know who won?

I thankfully don’t have your number. You seem like the last fun person alive.

“Still, the criticism is valid.”

I mean, nobody has to tweet about anything. 

No, honestly. I thought they called the subsequent wars by other names...

I suppose Kinja hit the “Publish” button. And that it’s responsible for global warming and the Hindenburg disaster. Kinja was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll. It assassinated the archduke and started World War One! 

I heard. I suppose it makes some sense to stick with the same name you’ve had for 70+ years...

At least I only posted it ONCE. 

I have no idea, other than not getting an obvious joke. Use some common fucking sense. 

You’re the one who thought I'd actually go behind the bar and start pouring myself drinks...

I wonder what Charles is going to choose as his regnal name. Surely he won’t go with Charles III. 

It sounds like she just dates immature assholes.

It sounds like she just dates immature assholes.

It sounds like she just dates immature assholes.

It sounds like she just dates immature assholes.