I’m a Stars fan, so I’m fine with a (sorta) hometown crowd doing it here. But that's it.

Neither is that. But bitch away...

1. No we’re not.

“Instead, he fell back on familiar lines: Donald Trump is a lying sociopath; Biden’s polling isn’t as bad as it looks; the sheer fact of his basically functional daily presidency is all the cognitive testing anyone should need to see.”

“Y’all remember Crazy Frog, right?”

However the fuck we want, obviously. It isn’t perfect, but it’s what we have.

“is “First Cut Is The Deepest” singer Sheryl Crow,”

Was thinking the exact same thing. If you’re appearing in successive iterations of multiple addiction rehab-themed reality shows, it might not be the most effective route to sobriety for you...

YES!!!!

“Taking evasive action... suspect is brandishing a Super Soaker..."

“The safety of our cast and crew is very important”

The speech itself was actually... perfectly fine, for the most part. 

Looks like a big swing. Could be a disaster. A can’t-miss if I’ve ever seen one...

Probably not. 

I don't think he'd see it that way.

An “anonymous studio head” hates it? Sounds right up my alley.

Like I said, he didn’t sound American...

It’s harder to misinterpret.

I think he meant “resent,” so it's kinda his fault for using the wrong word. 

If he’d just used the word “resent” instead, none of this would be happening. But judging from his accent, it’s likely English isn’t his first language.