It’s certainly one voice. Sure.

While her focus has been on making sure the White House is “operating with one voice,”

I mean, isn’t it technically the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia? Which makes much more sense for a state senator from...[checks article] Michigan.

Why do you follow children on Twitter?

(1) Not an actual Jeopardy category. (2) If you have to go looking for it, it doesn’t count. You can find people who believe literally anything if you spend a few minutes looking for it on Twitter.

Did anybody actually do that? Because I don’t think anybody gave a shit in that way. 

Many years ago, I was with a couple friends in Vegas. We saw a group of people, one of whom was wheeling a cross down Fremont Street. My friend Andrew, drunk on $1 tequila shots, began berating them: “Jesus didn’t have a fucking wheel”! 

I thought he was broke.

Merriam-Webster defines the “melt” as “a sandwich with melted cheese.”

I mean, we’re not talking about some average microwave. This is the M-V-motherfucking-P. the most valuable... zaPper.

Heartbreak is an important life experience. Don’t protect your daughters from it. Teach them how to learn from it. 

Those assholes sidelined the entire BC basketball team at once. Fine them out of existence. 

In contrast, I’m well past my every-five-weeks (gotta be some word for this) hair appointment, and mine is holding up pretty dang well. I know it won’t last, but I’m enjoying it while I can. Not a lot else to celebrate.

The world’s oil supply. 

The world’s oil supply. 

What women’s sports leagues need is a coronavirus-like disease that only infects men. Because if women’s leagues were the only sports on TV right now, they’d do gangbuster ratings.

And he probably would have been great. 

He’s the presumptive Democratic nominee, not the “Democrat” nominee.

There was a piece in the Times yesterday (I think... what day is this?) about all the rich people flocking to Jackson Hole, and how the service industry there is dealing with it. It’s... not a great situation.

Fortunately, they failed to prevent or delay another critical form of expression. It’s called “your fucking words.”

It’s not “the whole world.” It’s mostly just gossip publications and the people who read that shit. Nobody else really cares.