Well, he’s been fired by his team.

My maternal grandparents, both of whom are in their 90s and live in Wisconsin, voted in person in this election. They, and everyone else who risked their lives to change the balance of the state supreme court, are heroes.

And here I thought that all the good comments had already been commented.

Phew. For a second there, I thought they were bringing it back.

Matzo is my go-to base for my go-to snack: good butter and a dab of hot sauce on a cracker. I tried it with communion wafers, but they’re too soft.

How much would you pay for a thank you card written by Princess Diana?

I don’t understand leaf blowers. Have the patience to wait for a windy day.

Pretty rich for the guy who complains about rap music to tell the rest of us what not to complain about. Especially those of us who haven’t had any in-person contact in a fucking month. Gene, continually and forever, go fuck yourself.

It’s a busy time of year. People will come around to it once they have some quality time to consume media again. 

What would you have us do? Not pick up beer? Not eat food? Stay home and starve to death? Go crazy? Get the fuck out of here.

That is wild. MARCH 16?! I’d have thrown a couple dozen fits by now. I’m shocked there hasn’t been a full-scale riot. I feel especially bad for the Pennsylvanians who don’t live near a border with a real state. 

Kinda surprised Melania didn’t post this picture. 

I meant just within the zoo. 

Just let them all out. Nobody will be bored then. 

I think you’re supposed to cook it first. 

Yes, but it was influential and important anti-semitic Jesus torture porn. 

This post reminded me that (a) it’s a weekday, (b) it’s Wednesday, even though every day is actually a Tuesday now, and (c) The Magicians ends tonight.

I have a hair appointment next Saturday, which I’ll obviously miss. Then I have another one five weeks after that. Probably won’t make that one either. This is going to get bad. I can’t go 15 weeks without getting my hair cut. I’ll look terrible. Hell, I look terrible if I go six weeks.

I assume when she’s sober for the same length of time her head throbs with shame and regret every morning/early afternoon.

I have one minor geographical quibble. One need not cross the Trinity River to get from Dealey Plaza to Parkland Hospital, then or now.