We’re not that lucky. 

I grew up in the upper Midwest. Everyone took their shoes off. It didn’t need to be communicated. Because it snows a lot and outside is dirty. Also excessive politeness and everyone is wearing socks.

Right? I can understand not putting that information on a mid-season episode review for a longer-running show. But this is the series premiere. 

I refuse to believe ol’ Sheev didn’t fuck.

But, in her mind, Musk isn’t “buying yachts.”

He was giving a speech live on TV. I doubt Biden-as-Biden had anything to do with it. 

Wait, it’s actually THAT Carl Crawford?! Holy shit. He stole a bunch of money from the Red Sox, so him stealing a bunch from one of his artists wouldn’t shock me at all. 

Regardless of anybody’s feelings about Bernie or Joe, they both need Secret Service protection. Like, yesterday.

I love the show, but five seasons is a good run. Hopefully the whole cast goes on to continued success. Talented bunch. 

Did anybody not have a “No Oddjob” rule?

A sculpture of Donald Trump made out of 400 pounds of nails with the phrase “TOUGH AS NAILS” on the base.

A honey butter chicken biscuit? A sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast burrito? Who do they think they are, Shitty Whataburger?

...a John Mulaney basketball jersey

No, YOU shut the fuck up. This is my goddamn thread. I fucking started it, and by God I’ll finish it.

Is it just me, or are people being excessively mean-spirited about this? 

You don't say. 

As someone who doesn’t wear jeans or shorts, I am indeed aware of the virtues of pants.

Dear Salty: When I go out to eat, I have like 3 bites of my entree and don’t take it home. Why do restaurants waste so much food?

She only won five Grammys? How does the Recording Academy sleep at night? Does she need another one to complete a third set of bookends?

I concur. Just show the posts in fucking reverse chronological order.