Yeah, he was jokingly ribbing people for lying about having been to a caucus. Most people recognize that, I think. 

That’s the point. It’s not the subject matter. It’s the way they depicted it. This is pretty graphic for a network broadcast. Charmin ads don’t actually show anyone wiping shit off their asses. 

I went with Allison because she picked vanilla, the high king (and my favorite) of all ice cream flavors. I’ll hear no arguments to the contrary.

I mean, as a general rule, they’re allowed to do that. What do you propose should have happened instead? 

Presumably when they get in that day.

I’ve had some excellent pizza in New Jersey. But it’s not the Pizza Capital of its own region, let alone the fucking world. 

I’m all for giving people time to grieve and not dancing on a public figure’s grave the minute they’re dead (with some exceptions). It’s impolite and reeks of opportunism and smug self-satisfaction.

Life is full of disappointments. Like, pretty much all of the time. A lot of restaurants outsource their online reservations. Sometimes these things happen.

Yeah, I was initially going to say that her name is “The Doctor,” not “Doctor Who.”

I’m kinda shocked they picked the Cotton Bowl over Jerry World, but now I might actually consider going. 

It’s like a pissing contest for these guys, with every one of them trying to make a more draconian anti-choice law.

Let’s just all hope that they never have to withstand the force of six Silverados. Because what the fuck are six Chevy pickups doing on an IndyCar track. 

I don’t know, but he does. And at his age, might as well use it up. Can’t take it with you. 

The Apprentice was also pretty reprehensible. If only because it allowed Donald Trump to cosplay as a successful businessman. 

There’s a reason “DO NOT EAT” is in quotes. They’re basically saying “DO NOT EAT [wink].” How else do you think I got my superpowers? 

That’s unfortunate. I know South Station well. 

Good. Hopefully this means (a) Iowa won’t go first anymore, and (b) caucuses are completely abandoned in favor of just fucking voting in a primary.

Wonderful interview. When I saw the movie, it looked like a lot of effort went into the production design, but wow, I didn’t realize how much. They made it look so natural. I will not be upset if Ms. Ling wins the Oscar for her work.

I can’t believe that’s the house of people with kids. How is that even possible? Other than “money.” 

He probably thought better of it when he realized that the “fucking” would become the story, not the fact that he’s not running.