Right? I read that and thought, “man, that would have ruined an otherwise perfect film.” 

“Collaborator”?! He’s like fucking 10. Get out of here with your dumb-shit arguments. It’s objectively not a hateful movie. 

but that’s just because Jason’s spent a thousand years wandering through the woods looking for that necklace (it was in his pocket)

You might be the worst person on this website, and that’s saying something. Pedantic and wrong is a bad look. 

Why is this movie getting a free pass?

It’s not “trade lingo.” It’s a common term for a shoe you wear playing soccer/football. 

Next you’re going to tell us that the things on the bottom aren’t “studs” because they’re not breeding animals. 

I’ll allow it. 

“Imagine eating enough bacon and you might find yourself sated.”

He probably also failed to think about the consequences, most notably that he’d have to live in Sacramento. 

I remember when my mother bought it for me in like 6th grade or something. Didn’t make it through the first few chapters. Picked it up a year or two later and couldn’t put it down. Still one of my favorites. 

According to Adam, the millipede we’ve seen throughout the season so far is apparently God.

When you can halt all of space and time with a simple hand gesture, becoming Governor of California frankly seems unimpressive, if not outright lazy. 

I don’t know which one surprised me more yesterday: Kobe’s death or the return of Captain Jack. Both elicited the same verbal response from me (“Holy shit!” over and over again), but with very different meanings.

One of the reasons they do it is, if I remember right, to give the kids a leg up when they end up applying to American universities. 

Like literally everything else in life, it sucks at both extremes. It also depends on the restaurant.

As someone who frequents record stores to this day (and will probably run to one this afternoon), nothing you said strikes me as true. 

The fact of death is foreseeable, but the time, place, and manner aren’t predictable. There’s a difference.

Still no. Stop trying. 

That’s not at all what I said. Learn to read.