Arrangements like this are a way for both parties to assign risk. The restaurant, knowing that an empty six-top could seriously dent its bottom line, chose to mitigate its risk by taking a credit card number and transferring that risk to customers should their tables not be filled. For any reason.

No one foresees a family member fucking dying.

This show is all my friends could talk about the other day, so I’d very much appreciate it if someone threw it back into the hellhole from which it sprang. Thanks in advance. 

NECCO Wafers and Sweethearts are good. I’ll hear no arguments to the contrary. Glad they’re bringing the hearts back.

Don’t worry. Your bartender drinks the cheap shit too. 

This was in Texas, where it’s definitely a felony. 

Complete? What the fuck are you talking about? Under Texas law, a rape has occurred the moment non-consensual penetration occurs.

I know you’re not technically a “felon” unless you’ve been convicted. But the “felon” column here isn’t denoting another suspect. It’s clearly supposed to be the DNA sample of the person who actually did the rape.

that rape is something only “felons” do

At least T. Rex finally made it. It’s been a long time coming for Marc Bolan. 

Just glad to see that they made all the right choices this year. 

Six beers wouldn’t do it for me. But the threat of a GOOP cruise, probably. Plus, Larry David is a funny guy. 

I, a heterosexual man, would rather sleep with Larry David than go on that GOOP cruise. 

They did a good job in many ways here, but the fact that he was supposed to be a Raylan-leaning version of Olyphant, and it came across perfectly is admirable. Hard to strike that balance.

For an Amazon production, it was surprisingly hard to find on Amazon. They usually hit you over their head with even their most minor releases.

They technically didn’t kill him, but Jason Street’s paralysis in the first episode of Friday Night Lights was a bold choice for a series premiere.

Higher than they were, clearly. 

Those ships were clearly still in the atmosphere. Wasn’t that the whole point of the scene, that they couldn’t ascend out of atmo without guidance or whatever?

No shit. But to say that Democrats across the political spectrum haven’t been calling out the GOP on a daily basis is wrong. 

We’ve got a morally bankrupt individual leading a moral bankrupt party and instead of calling it what it is, the Democrats have spent the last three years hand-wringing.