Who can stand to watch The Bachelor for one, let alone three fucking hours?

People do that all the time, myself included. If I get busted, I don’t expect to be brought up on criminal fucking charges for it. Just asked to go back to my original seat. 

Hey, they don’t just turn left. They also hit each other fairly often. Don’t want to miss that. 

Did someone in his entourage just claim to have orchestra practice or something? 

I prefer all the good rock to be relatively unpopular. Makes the concert tickets cheaper and keeps out the riff raff.

There was only one person looking down on them, and it was the guy throwing the money from the roof of his G Wagon. 

Maybe they’ll try to replicate the Broadway version and keep it in theaters for 18 years. 

What check? I’m sorry you haven’t grown as a person since you were 15. I hardly think my comment is worth the vitriol. 

McMansion Hell would have a field day with this place. The Pringles Can of Shame alone is on a level that I have not seen yet. 

Your opinions are bad and wrong. I recommend not sharing them.

I would love to say that people don’t need to be told this, but people absolutely need to be told this.

The only Star Wars trilogy that planning actually went into was the worst one, so that might not have been the issue. 

Fifteen is old enough to know better.

That’s terrible reasoning.

I typically don’t want my fellow diners (especially if it’s family) to know what I’ve ordered, so I just point. Perfectly acceptable. Especially in a loud dining room where oral communication could be misheard. 

I’d recommend at least as many shoes as you have feet. 

Don’t bring up his performance in an interview about his performance? Seems like it would be a pretty short interview:

Joke’s on them. I don’t even have a car right now, let alone a modern one.

Turning the carbon freezing room into a disco was a shrewd move by Lando. The lighting is already perfect, and he probably gets much more use out of it.

I think I still have a copy of X-Wing somewhere. Still my favorite.