How is either of those things “cancelable” (not a word)?

Or just, you know, multiple sentences. 

Probably because you spelled it wrong.

They could just stage a high-speed car wreck in Paris. Worked last time. 

This makes a lot of sense. Because there aren’t really any restaurants in New Orleans. 

I’m standing on the tip of the mountain talking about Yeezus, saying, ‘I did this. I’m a God.’”

Maybe I am being the defensive American

I guess I’m one of the 3%. It makes everything else on the plate better. 

I have opinions on Thanksgiving. Big ones. Concrete, unshakable ones.

It would have been an achievement if it had been written by a 13 year old. But it wasn’t. It’s straight-up trash.

Really wish I could actually see this in theaters.

Are they still hawking shitty insurance? That one pissed me off more than moving new episodes to HBO. 

This might be my new favorite show. 

It’s okay. The show is PRETEND. No Jawas were harmed in the making of this episode. Because Jawas aren’t real.

It was always part of the plan. That’s why the framers included “for limited times” in the Patent and Copyright Clause. 

All intellectual property protections run out eventually, except trademarks. Patents provide the most protection but expire the soonest (20 years, after the AIA was enacted). Copyrights provide less protection but last much longer (life of artist plus 70). Trademarks can last forever but offer little protection. Trade…

In general, milk is bad—it tastes bad, it smells bad

It was on par with both of those. All of them are good. 

Is she a college student? Or did she graduate in 2017? 

(1) Suing the server is not a cross claim. It’s a third-party claim. It’s only a cross claim if the new defendant was already in the suit. If the original defendant sues a new person because they’re responsible for all or part of the original plaintiff’s damages, that’s a third-party claim. They become a third-party…