*was not drinking at said bar, just sipping ginger ale

Oh god drunk ppl are awful aren’t they? I went to a bar once maybe twice when I was pregnant and was like oh shit is this what I’ve been doing for the past 15 years? Definite wake up call

That would be amazing. And actually I think it could work looks wise

I was thinking this article was about ppl cutting the covers off of fancy serious literature books and reading about space cowboys or something in a book stuffed inside

yeah Middlesex tops out at what 300 pages? Def not a tome

Does he want Harry to frisk him? Is he trying to prepare Harry for going thru security at the airport like a normal person?

this. is. not. shocking.

why not both??

ugh I feel you, all of my clothes are either too big or too small its like my body is a bunch of grapes or something

its hideous and I love it

thats actually kind of sweet and probably the best light I have ever thought about Kris Jenner in

I was going to say she looks like shes 18 in that pic like I look like I am 25 but if shes just not wearing make up I buy it. I think we are all so used to seeing pics of “celebrities” wearing makeup that even tho she has good skin etc and looks fine it photographs different

I smell a double wedding/reality tv series in the works! It will be called “Just a shiplap loving manic pixie dream Girl”

anyone else have no idea Michelle Creek Williams was pregnant/married/divorced/possibly cheating on her husband?

and shes pregnant too! Yeah I knew nothing about this and did a really deep dive on the link

total girl from the north country vibes

yes me too, I felt like I googled their ages at the beginning and end of the movie and still could not believe it. I did develop a mild obsession with Armie Hammer afterwards so I’m sure that says great things about me.

Ugh I did it for 4+ months exclusively, it was THE WORST. I basically read the entire internet everyday twice while nursing because I was so bored. And still occasionally pumped because I am a total masochist. My (extremely sleep deprived malnurished unshowered) body was bangin tho as I had huge boobs and no time to…

ermahgod I want to come too

yes! I’m so glad someone posted this! It’s basically all I thought of when Eddie Murphy would come onscreen