JESUS CHRIST ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN RING? It’s shiny and it’s now on her finger. The end. 

But.....I mean....why.....Like did she stop wearing it and he assumed it broke or got lost? Or she needed a back up at all times in case there was a fleur de lis emergency?

Ugh right? I used to drink WAY more and basically quit for a year (babylife) and any time I would hang out with people who were drinking/drunk I was like holy shit you are annoying I have to go home immediately.

As an old millenial (who now has maybe 2 drinks on a ~fancy~ night) no it is definitely, sadly possible to take a selfie while drinking

I don’t think I’ve ever even been in a place with underfloor heating. I have heard of it in rich ppl bathrooms but thats all

I’m imagining some finger gun pointing too

he cute

Khloe is way more than 2 faced

Ugh tell this to the asshole Trump supports that live a block away from me, they constantly have an inch think later of salt/ice melt on their driveway/sidewalk from December-March

Shes mine too! Shes my number #1 girl crush/badass idol

I’m 34 and just had a baby and I’m trying to do the math on how old I would want to be to have another and I’m like but I’m sooooo tired now.....how can I do this again...SO props to you! (it gets better right??)

Those were the days....

Fcking French.

DanKushNut

tell me more...

It’s so depressing how well that works

I want to go to there. Currently off butter but when I am back (and buy a waffle iron I guess) I am so doing this. With Nutella. All of it.

Does he need money? Surely his residual checks are still coming in

Least. Erotic. Fanfic. Ever.

Is this going to be like when Chloe Sevigny didn’t know how to use a computer?