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Yup. Two of the names I used are on there. We should ironically fist bump.

Yeah, that one's kinda stupid. Paisley, though, is actually popular.

I know two kids named Beatrix, three Cleos and one of almost every one of the girl names. I have a Stella myself! These are great and such, but this is really what people are naming their kids (as opposed to this being an avant-garde suggestion list).

Was weed ever really that cool? Smoke is gross and dirty no matter what it is that's burning. I remember how stupid the enthusiastic stoners looked in high school drawing weed on everything and making bongs in art class. I may have enjoyed a little marijuana in my life, but I don't think it ever carried much panache.

Infuriating! You are absolutely correct. I wish she would have went on a tirade about that during that stupid wasted air time talking about the guy's knee. As a matter of fact, I can think of a great place for her knee!

Okay, I am really REALLY against dead baby decor for Halloween. I blogged about it and argued with people here about it under the story about the lesbian haunted house. Dead babies just aren't funny. But this? It's not even realistic. How is this offensive? If you don't offend *me* with your dead children renderings

You don't keep up around here. Tracy thinks since she doesn't summer in Europe like her friends that she's poor.

Oh God, more reading about Tracy's navel. There are 0ther people!

Lots of hot guys date plain women because they like to be the star of the show. It's Peacock Syndrome, if you will.

Maybe it's just me sticking around too long, but I'm always over the relationship before it ends. By the time the real break up happens I'm like SWEET FREEDOM.

Then why wasn't the miscarriage comment made any time in the past 6 months? Why now? Oh, here's why:

Convenient, no? Maybe the media materials that went out with it focused on the miscarriage. I'm sure there are lots of new tidbits in the film that we don't already know about and that's not one of them.

Oh, you mean BeyJay brought up the miscarriage conveniently during a week of bad press for them? Again? See also: The controversy last January when they were criticized for all their diva demands to shut down a hospital wing at Blue Ivy's birth and two seconds later Jay-Z releases a track singing about miscarriage.

I've often wondered if it's rude I don't ask to see newly engaged people's rings. I feel like it's a judge-and-inspect moment and I don't like feeling that I'm appraising their means. Nine times out of nine, mine is nicer and it just seems like rubbing it in to inspect their diamond. Instead, I just say

I'll cut her some slack too. Even though I also don't think she's the world's greatest actress, she's gotten to an amazing place based on qualities besides her beauty and that is to be commended. Hey, I'm not winning any Golden Globes!

My point is she seems to only be inclusive of bigger bodies and imperfect looks when it comes to her. If she were really worthy of all the strides for body-acceptance she's attributed to making, why doesn't she cast more people who look like herself? Why does she only make one exception to the "rule" and conveniently

I don't have veneers and my teeth are gorgeous. It's not that hard to have a clean-looking smile. Perfect? No, but good God her teeth just look like she's been gargling with coffee between bites of chocolate.

Disagree. Crest White Strips and Invisiline could transform her face. For all the money she makes and gorgeous beauties she surrounds herself with, it baffles me why she ignores this.

I lived in England. Hers are still terrible.

I'm going to say the mean think I think every time a Lena-Dunham-Fat story comes out. It's not her weight. I barely notice it. It's her teeth. Seriously, if you care enough to wear make-up and dresses and do your hair, why not fix those yellow, jagged teeth? And don't give me the, "oh, she's above all that and