That's just ridiculous. I'm a full time stay-at-home-mom who is 100% dedicated to my kids. Guess what? It's a privilege to stay home. Not everyone has that luxury. Your comment is a slap in the face to moms who work outside the home. Unreal.

Lindy's the bombiggity. If I may borrow that phrase from 1997. Which I may.

I will disagree on the point that underaged girls who make decisions about sex do with their their own best interests in mind. This is what parents are for.

High five!

This is spot on, intelligent and funny as hell. Lindy for prez.

So "good, stable guy" and "sexually attractive" are mutually exclusive? They haven't met my husband.

Crap, then, I'm sorry! I get in such a mood when I read these parenting articles. It's like all "being a mom is the WORST". One day they'll have someone write positive, encouraging things about this part of life and stop with the "ewwww, gross! This shit is terrible!" narrative.

You think I'm being judgey? Commenting on an article that calls a trend and art form embraced by women "horrifying"? How far are you up the writer's asses here? Climb down, Penny.

As a person who gets spray tans and can spot them from a mile away, I'm surprised this is a "secret" to anyone. You mean people really think he's that color naturally? Seriously guys, brain up. Orange is not a race.

For some reason I feel defensive. I've never done any of this birth art and completely ignored both of my placentas (I can only assume they were there) but I did give birth and this feels like an attack on birth-givers. For some reason. I can't put my finger on why though. I guess I'm already sensitive that motherhood…

Hm, now that we're talking about it, it seems like more of a mystery to me. I was a cheerleader in high school and had huge, muscular legs back then too. Why *did* they vanish? So weird. I guess tell your friend to have a baby and her body will morph into some other body that might happen to have small legs, lol.

I really have no idea. I wonder if it's because instead of sitting at a sedentary job, now I'm home with the kids and running around more. I think my waist is thicker because I have extra skin and also because my muscles separated. If I got a tummy tuck, I'd be golden - except for the weird bigger ribcage. Oh well, I…

I second this ribcage situation. My boobs got bigger, ribcage bigger and instead of being a tiny-waisted lady with big legs I'm now thick-waisted with skinny legs. WTF? I used to hate my legs and now I get compliments all the time - if only it weren't for my newly-husky torso, I'd consider it an overall improvement.

That is exactly what I noticed first as well. Great depiction of the natives there, True Towels.

By your argument, none of us should be having kids. Why should an older mom be held to a higher standard of ecofriendliness than a younger woman?

It makes me feel great - about my Botox! Mwahahah!!

You missed that in the second image the model was given heavier thighs that actually touch in post-production.

"You are not fat."

I didn't realize until this moment that pink sports gear isn't tied to breast cancer. It's really just pink? Wow.

Oh, sorry! It's all good. No meatloaf here though - vegetarian!