I think its creepy and I've got two kids. I was sitting there one day like "there are eyes in my belly. EYEBALLS." Freaked me out. Sure, now she's born and she's just a person like anyone else, but it's still weird.

Oh yes. I've always been really grateful Facebook blew up a hair after I got married. My heartbreak was unbeknownst to my entire graduating class, roster of co-workers and anyone I ever met at a party.

Dude, my three-year-old dictated this:

See, he's smart. you have two and treat them like one person they spend so much time playing with each other ole dad can enjoy a beer.

It's so easy having them close together and being so alike. First, their birthdays are both in winter so all the older one's clothes match up to the seasons for her sister. The poor second kid has literally never owned a pair of new shoes. But who cares? They love it! They hug and kiss all day, it's rad. I don't have…

Yeah! We need a whole thread of just awesome Etsy shops. It's so easy to et overwhelmed.

I think of my kids as one unit. (Both girls, 26 months apart.) They eat the same things, dress alike, do the same stuff and entertain each other. When one is in school or down for a nap, the other one is cool for about 10 minutes and then I start wishing the other one was around to absorb all her energy. Now that the…

I took Home Ec exactly one quarter in 6th grade and those lessons STILL resonate sometimes. Like how you should read through a recipe first, then gather the ingredients and *then* mix. Sounds simple, but it's an easy thing to try to do backwards. That's also where I learned to sew, how to flip a pancake and that the…

I think she's just mocking the discomfort a lot of people have about vajays. (See! I did it too!)

Yeah, why not just put it up on the roof of your house when you're busy getting stoned in the park with your drunk boyfriend? Or hoist it to the tree tops! Hurl it to the sky!

Yeah, what kind of pothead has arms of steel to hoist a baby plus a seat into the sky like that? Maybe she didn't say "weed" she said "speed".

How short is this woman's car? Or is she like nine feet tall?

See, now you're on the right track! Much joy and love is ahead for you!

What? Tons of little dudes have doll houses. They're called "play sets". My nephews even have dolls! Bob The Builder merchandise gets you through these bridges I believe. Also, check out Melissa & Doug toys. They have lots of very gender-neutral, usually-just-for-girls stuff. I present to you the "Chef's Corner"…

Had to laugh at that. I'm married into a Turkish family and ignorance is just hilarious sometimes. The hummus! You no try the hummus!

Congrats on your impending arrival! Maybe the bar has been set really low so when you do experience all the amazing good stuff, it will be that much more of a surprise!

So this is "realism" and articles that explain the joy children bring are what? Lying?

Well that's a fine theory. I found myself in an interesting dilemma where I couldn't afford to sue for something clearly illegal that had happened to me. What he needs to do is set legal action in motion himself, which he cannot afford to do.

The press release mentioned his GPA, therefore it is relevant in the "merit" based scholarship and therefore this is all a bunch of BS to get Diddy's endowment. The end.

I thought this was funny as hell. For the first time in the history of ever I actually read an excerpt from Jez to my husband. You kill it, Chicago!