If a baby gets a fever before 12 weeks, it's a mandatory spinal tap. Yes, kids needs to develop immunity but that stuff is for older babies, not newborns. I completely see their side of things.

Dudes, let's do this! There's a Planned Parenthood clinic that does abortions right off the Division red line stop on LaSalle. Ha, I have to plan this around nap time (irony!) but 10:00am is usually a good time. What can we cook up??

I love it! YES! I have two baby daughters and I love to trot them out for demonstrations. They look so cute holding signs.

"They're watching for when you get married or divorced, when you buy or lose your house, when you change or lose your job"

Prick those making a living in the sex industry who can also juggle fun bouncy balls and do they not BLEED?

Wait, so the problem is the dress isn't long enough - the dress that is already over the pants? Wow. I didn't get it at all until you pointed it out. I was thinking it was her long, flowing vixen hair - although now that I think about it, the Duggars have long flowing . . . vixen(ish?) hair. Conspiracy!

These are my thoughts exactly. Yes, it is alive. But you have the right to take its life the same way you have the right to pull weeds in your garden or kill things in the woods and eat them (although being vegan myself I also believe that's disgusting).

Yeah, me too. I think she's adorable.

Thank you for that story! I love it! What else can you remember?

Mmm, sea salt.

Agreed. I hooked up with my husband just to "get it out of my system". He was so hot, it was distracting. I figured if we just boozed and got the making-out of the way, my crush would subside and I could put my focus back on my work. That was six years, a wedding and two babies ago.

YES! I fit pretty much most of that except the conservative and suburban qualifiers. I was a short skirted, boozy youngster and now I'm a concerned mom type. People do change. The thing that bothers me about other women who follow this path is they fail to see the hypocrisy of becoming judgey and/or super "Christian".

Now I see cats and just think of that toxoplasmosis post.

Wow!! Why didn't I find Jezebel until like 6 months ago?? I missed so much funnery!

You pee standing up? Like all the time?

Yes, in China you literally get a hole in the ground. And it can be nast-eeee depending on where you are. I saw a dude take a dump on the sidewalk in the broad light of day. I assumed the nearest "ce suo" was that unbearable.

I think what happened is they bought a fancy camera (all new parents buy a camera!) and just don't know how to use it. To people with a $20,000 crib, a Nikon D3X *is* their "point and shoot".

One thing that is bugging me about those pictures is the one of Beyonce and Blue. A common rule of photography is you focus on the face closest to the camera, otherwise the bokeh is distracting - which it is in the case of that picture it is.

Wow, I must be ignorant because I've never heard of that implication. My hub is Greek and our kids have that hair when they're born, so if anyone said it it must have been behind my back. The things you learn!

Oh Betty White. You envelope pusher!