WE HATE THE DUGGARS!!!!!

Fun Game: Caste this Rom-Com

Shes trying too hard

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

God, he's such a Baldwin.

My story is only legendary for its brevity... It went like this...

God, that's horrible. Is he at least clean and sober now?

That's a star for you, honey, and you can use the pokey ends to jab that asshole in the eye.

oh fuck.

My ex and I had been together for 4 years and bought a house together when he was accepted to some third rate medical school in the Caribbean. Me going with was not an option so we decided we'd do the LTR thing, see each other on breaks, etc.

I was in what I thought was a pretty great relationship with a cool dude. We lived together, and everything was happy and good. We were in the happy honeymoon phase of the relationship, which is what makes this even more strange. We both worked 9-5 jobs, and one day we were texting each other as usual throughout the…

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

In Cool Girl fashion, I was looking to settle down with one fella, but acted like I wasn't, because it seemed to garner more interest.

This is what intrigues me most:

Who's trying to shame her off the planet? Nobody has a right to a successful cooking show and the adoration of the American public. Let her quietly hie off to Savannah with her gazillion dollars and have a nice life for all I care.

Having dated a republican at one point, dying alone doesn't seem so terrible now.

How could you stoop Solo as to make that joke?

You can't get Hope down, you know, because Hope Floats.

I buy nothing without sleeves. Even my tank tops get the cardi treatment. :(

Cardigan matching has consumed too much of my time. Getting the right color, length, fabric, etc. is really difficult.