Where are the sleeves? Elsa's dresses have sleeves. Who does a girl have to marry to get some sleeves on a wedding dress?

I think that every great exchange of ideas starts with a "Please STFU."

Whatever happened to letting people find out you're crazy the old-fashioned way?

"I do not my tax money to pay..."

Regardless of the merits of actual sexism vs. ironic sexism, I don't fathom the argument that Vergara's approval automatically makes it not sexist. It's as if #womenagainstfeminism wasn't an actual, scarcely month-old thing. Women are perfectly capable of upholding the status quo.

Yeah, I understand why it's obnoxious to the mom, but I can see the other side of that issue too. Are childless people just supposed to endlessly nod and say, "Oh, yes, you have it so hard. Nothing I have ever done could ever compare to what you do," over and over again?

Shit. I like to do the driving AND I don't go to church.

So are you saying...God didn't make me?

*flames appear*

I think he's a doctor like Dr Pepper is a doctor.

She speaks as though she has something to say that is worthy of being heard. That's a pretty grave offense for a lot of FOX viewers, coming from a black woman.

This guy is a psychiatrist? Please don't tell me he actually sees patients. And it will never cease to amaze me the number of fat guys (yes, he's fat) who feel comfortable loudly assessing a woman's body.

What does it mean if you eat alone 100% of the time? I mean, just hypothetically speaking. Not from experience or anything.

meh!

No offence to Christians in general, but whenever I hear some of them talk about sex/love/marriage sometimes it makes me cringe (Could just be when conservatives do so? Probably is!) I don't know, it seems very... fuzzy and overly idealistic and Ned Flanders-ish, and makes me want to sprint away.

But then again, I'm a…

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"

I will help you...pending a notarized, duly signed and executed form with God's co-signature on it to make this request valid.

God told me to ignore her, and her fucked up law school. (Disclaimer: I am an attorney. I paid for my education. I took out loans. I hate Regent's University).