Horribly excellent.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

I really like that - I am also tired of pretending to be nice or polite when someone has disappointed you profoundly.

Amen sister. You don’t owe anyone anything.

I’m a slash-and-burn, salt-the-earth kind of person. There was no being friends after any of my relationships. We weren’t friends before and we sure as shit can’t be friends after. Get rid of all evidence. Delete phone numbers, emails, photos.

Ugh I totally get the “cool girl” thing but at this point in my life but I’d so much rather be “girl who looks out for her own feelings and well being”

Narcissist.

“When talking to police about the allegation, Curtin said, Labrie often sidetracked conversations to mention his accomplishments in school. He sent her his college essay, and at one point asked, “Do you know anything about me?”

I hope this isn’t the first time we’re discovering that humans are human, and that no one is more equipped to be a goddess/cowboy/whatever by virtue of their gender.

oh my god! I fight with all those people! I refuse to let them not see their internalized misogyny!

So are you saying that Paula Cole has been lying for decades and women really don’t care where all the cowboys have gone? I will never be able to listen to adult alternative contemporary soft rock classic hits radio the same way ever again.

Grew up hunting. Family ranch in south Texas, one of the first to actively manage whitetail deer as a herd starting in the 70s (thousands of pounds of formula-specific deer feed per week, curated oat fields, segregated populations, quota kills). The purpose of all of this was to engineer more bucks having bigger and…

Question. So if the kids who bullied me in school were the cute kids back then but are now laughably gross slobs, and if I was really awkward and dorky then but am now a hot piece of conventionally attractive ass… does that mean I get to be a bully? DOES POINTING THIS OUT MAKE ME A BULLY?! I AM BECOME THAT WHICH I…

As a witty and attractive person, I can assure you it ranks very high.

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case…

“This is the WORST thing that has ever happened to me! I can’t believe no one CARES. And NO I do NOT want to talk about it. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!”

My wife and I consistently have discussions as to whether it’s worth going out to eat with our 2 and 4 year old kids. It’s a crap-shoot at this age. Sometimes they’re happy and distractable and other times they’re fairly inconsolable.

I live in Maine and have actually been to this diner. I think the important thing to know about Marcy’s is that it really is a hole-in-the-wall. There are maybe 5 tables and one counter that might seat a dozen. It is tiny and cramped and hot (because the griddle is 3 feet from the counter), but the food is delicious…

my step dad swears up and down that he stood next to Clint Eastwood at the urinal in Clinton restaurant in Carmel, CA. I think he's full of shit though.