I’m sure they’re much more excited about an immigrant taking Michelle’s job.

I mean yes, technically I bet pipelines fail less than say trucks do just because of the numbers. But when an oil truck crashes and spills it is a finite amount of oil and a more controlled situation. Not hundreds of thousands of gallons, potentially unnoticed for a while. So while the rates of incidents may make…

I recently got into a fairly heated exchange with someone when I attempted to point out that the Satanists were not actually worshipers of the mythical being Satan, but just really vocal (and awesome) trolling progressive atheists.

They actually kind of have to adopt the trappings of a religion to fight the way they do; a lot of Republicans like to pull out the “freedom of religion, not freedom from religion” card, and argue that Athiesism isn’t a religion, and therefore isn’t covered by religious liberty laws. So they pretend to be religious,…

Well said. I’m also an atheist, but I may join the Satanic Temple, just for the hell of it.

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…

2016 is when Satanists are the good guys.

The satanic temple is like the only “religion” I respect at this point. Go Satan go!

The story focuses more on the UPS driver’s call to authorities than the woman’s bravery and quick thinking

“No, she didn’t dump me. Are you kidding? I totally dumped her first!”

How to sort the true statements from the lies coming from this transition team: place all statements in basket labeled “lies.”

At this point, I’m not sure I believe this. It feels a bit like an attempt to save face.

I’m an atheist too, but I love religious Christmas music! O Come All Ye Faithful and that kind of stuff. Silent Night, O Holy Night...I don’t know. I basically celebrate Giftmas, but whatever.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! The worst Christmas song is “Christmas Shoes”.

Terrible, yes, but I’d vote for “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” After five golden rings, it’s made its point.

There are too many good tunes to confine to two days.

I have been listening to Christmas music for hours while I marathon bake today. Can’t possibly get enough.

Exactly. I don’t mind that “Sleigh Ride” is playing in the grocery store instead of the usual Elton John on the Lion King soundtrack, but fuck this lady. She is an asshole.

I like Christmas music. It cheers me up. But honestly lady, don’t be obnoxious. No loud music for hours on end. Headphones exist.

I prefer the shark ones that make you look like you’re being eaten.