New York’s hottest trend this fall is the concave butt.

That’s because Democrats realize the trendline on illegal immigration is in decline and only a problem among xenophobes. For the public at large the perception that they’re here taking our jobs largely goes away when the value of wages goes up and the abundance/quality of jobs is enough that they and everyone they…

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Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

You shouldn’t take a hammer to your iPhone, it voids the warran-

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

this part is my fav

I had a guy do similar to me, 6 dates and I broke it off as I found myself becoming increasingly intimidated by him and how intense he was being. I was super careful to let him down gently, told him I just “wasn’t feeling it” and from what he had told me, we had different life goals (his included many children, mine…

A guy asked me out: he was in my class, handsome and funny, very clever. We dated, and at each point I felt under so much pressure to conform to his ideal person. He would get pissed for petty reasons, denigrate me, a few times he physically hurt me during sex way past the point of enjoyable. He was completely…

I’ll never forget when I was dating this man three years ago and one day he proceeded to get strangely aggressive toward me and controlling. I looked him in the eye, tried my best not to look scared and proceeded as normal with cooking, and he backed off of his “weird mood.” But I felt like I escaped something. Then…

actual footage of Jia eating at Chipotle. #trashpanda

no....its my song

That's one badass assistant principal.

Mainly in the plains.

“But Mr. Producer Salami, it’s not a hat, it’s a cat! It’ll get our numbers through the roof, just look at the internet, people LOVE cats!!!”

So, my experience of Chicago is limited to one November weekend* in 2010(?), but I can safely say if someone had told me I had to spend any part of it outside w/o a hat I would have stabbed them in the eyeball.

How will the men folk know if another man has staked claim in her if she covers her ring finger with gloves?!

I honestly am more baffled about why she isn’t wearing gloves. Are fingers at their sexiest just before frostbite sets in?

As long as Amy isn’t a stupid asshole like Carrie was this should go well.