You forgot the Country Club.

Hobby Lobby, Chick-fil-A, NRA branch meet-ups, REI.

Give me Miracle Whip or give me death. I am the white trash variety of white.

It’s okay.

Where white people meet? Isn’t that just church, Walmart and the gun range?

How clever of Donald Trump to start a dating site.

“eating three tacos per day for one month. The catch is, it’s all vegan.”

Secret Squirrel? Now there’s an obscure ‘70s reference.

it’s really a molcajete, a mortar made of volcanic stone. They’re pretty heavy to tote around.

yeah, me neither. I know what a molcajete is, though. And it’s useless without a tejolote to go with it. Gotta have that mortar and pestle combo. Plus, I doubt anyone purchasing a bullshit molcajete though Jeb’s page is going to know how or take the time to properly season it and they are not going to be too happy!

to keep it “secret squirrel enough.” (I don’t know what that means.)

Heb’s cocina. Stay a while. Cry a while. Reflect on the fact that Heb’s campaign is the equivalent of putting all of your helado in the pantry and all of your cereal in the freezer and all of your dreams in the garbage compactor.

I was just going to say a guac recipe with no lime is bullshit. And gross. And gonna be brown real quick.

You don’t put lemon in guac anyway unless you don’t have lime. Not having any acid is a huge mistake though; it’s absolutely necessary to cut the heaviness of the avocado.

He continues to both serve in the Arkansas House and operate a state-funded preschool, Growing God’s Kingdom.

I love that they clearly did their research as to who they would donate to. Both Save the Children and IRC are recognized in the humanitarian and peacebuilding fields as doing some of the best work.

The Baron Cohen family is one I have a huge amount of respect for. Smart, kind, conscientious people; Sacha’s cousin Simon is the world’s foremost autism researcher. It’s no surprise that half of this donation is going towards vaccinations.

Hopefully by being visited by three Christmas spirits.

In a statement, Baron Cohen said, “This is a cause that is very important to me and