I’d just like to say, it doesn’t have to be this way. There are men who jump into fatherhood with gusto and reject praise for their household contributions. You can probably tell before you have kids, too. Did he stick you with all the wedding planning? Does he do housework like a grown up? Does he make his own…

“Drinks like a Capri Sun after soccer practice on a hot day” as criticism is the equivalent of “feels like a deep tissue massage after a long day working on a road crew”, e.g. maybe not something I would have instantly thought of be sounds fantastic nonetheless. It totally makes me want to try one.

It’s so odd that conservative places like NC, GA, and TX that hate regulations and love private property and personal freedom fume about the government but are happy to submit to the absurd and arbitrary authority of an HOA.

I have to say, the fact that she has completely and totally accepted her life as a crazy cat lady while still being young is probably my favorite thing about her - I hope her future includes having like, 75 cats living in that apartment with the treehouse in the living room.

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On behalf of people in Chicago, we really do want this to end and go away.

This past Friday, I had Taco Bell for the first time in at least 10 years (the story involves a nasty case of food poisoning). The Doritos locos tacos blew my fucking mind. I felt like a real unfrozen caveman lawyer.

The soul of America is its wang.

their baby would be a tasteful, genderless succulent who manages to commit several human rights violations while hawking tech made entirely out of essential oils.

This is all well and good, but the best soup for a snow day is bourbon.

Being a native of Chicagoland, that this allegedly all went down at 2 am on one of the coldest nights in recent memory was the big, immediate red flag for me.

Not sure where in US you are, and no aspersions suggested, but in Chicago, it was practically the entire city yelling at the police to tell us anything, and all they could say was how very little they had to go on. Even in a surveillance state, in a downtown area, conspicuously next to nothing to work with. And then…

Jezebel is a tabloid. A tabloid with delusions of grandeur, but a tabloid none-the-less. The sooner we all make our peace with that the better.

Quote from idiot in Smollett article:

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

I got a little frustrated when he kept talking about how disappointing it was that Dr. Lee wouldn’t treat his nose all at once, but that he had to come back. . .”Oh, I’ve come all this way. . .” after you ignored her order to stop taking blood thinners for 2 weeks before coming in. Worried about what that would do? The…

Yes. This was all a part of her plan to win an Oscar.

Like most humans, she has had good moments and bad moments. This is an example of a stellar A+moment. It’s not an application for sainthood. I can live with the ambiguity of giving her the props she’s due for this one, and continue to feel disappointment over R. Kelly.

That “what if your father raped someone” question is absolutely fucking disgusting. I know the lawyer was just doing her job etc but JFC.

There’s a new Randy Rainbow video: