Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

My bf and I could not get over that botched apology. He really can’t wrap his mind around the word “Philippines”. It just keeps giving him trouble.

Thank you, I have a snuggie and will wear it and celebrate in the manner of the creepy snuggie family!

The horrible predators always know how to go after the weak members of the herd, the bastards. Under these circumstances, I always want to show up and kick the shit out of these little monsters. Do you guys live near Boston?

A Christmas Story. A true classic, and if you haven’t seen it, you need to, because that’s where all the memes come from. And it’s completely relatable and funny and sweet.

Hugs, I hope your dad feels well enough to celebrate a little with you a little. You’re a great person for being with your dad, even if he will be resting or feeling bad most of the time.

Congrats on the casual sex! I haven’t done that yet, but it’s one of my life goals for once I live in a bigger city (currently, I live in a small-ish place and the pickings are SLIM).

I am so sorry to hear about your dad. Sending some hugs to you. I hope you have someone to talk to because this sounds really brutal. And some more hugs!

a lot is going on. For one, I’m insane and ran this morning during definite blizzard-like conditions. For an hour. But, in other news, my coworker’s daughter witnessed her best friend getting beaten and raped by some high school kids (they are 13). They (smartly) went to the police, and now the parents of this kids…

So, I am not having Christmas this year because it’s just me and Dad at home and he’s still really ill so there’s very little point going all-out for Christmas when he’s probably going to sleep through it and I’ll be in my room watching TV. I’m sad because I love Christmas but I just want my dad to be well, I don’t…

There are calming collars and sprays that you can use. If the cats are REALLY bad the vet can prescribe something for the anxiety. No joke - my kitty has a Xanax prescription for travel. Without it she cries like she is being ripped from limb to limb for 4+ hours straight.

I’ll probably get lost in the greys, but a few SNS’s ago I posted about having a crush on a cute guy with a beard who makes candles, and GUESS WHAT! I managed to slyly give him my phone number and we’ve been on a few dates! And it’s going well! I’m so excited!

Hi Jezzies!

How about “and I thought you were a dick. Turns out we are both right!”. Too much?

I’m gonna show off a little tonight. Mr. Bells’ office just had their holiday party, Oscar Night themed. I decided to go all-out and whipped this up in a week.

“Douche” does not even BEGIN. Seriously, what the damn shit is wrong with this fuckwad?

This is the last SnS special before Christmas is upon us. So i just want to take this chance to wish everyone of my fellow Jezzies a safe and happy holiday season. I got nothing else really, other than that. Be safe, have fun, spend time with those special to you. And remember, life is short, spend it with love, not…

Jezzies I pulled the trigger on operation: baby kitten! He is the one getting pushed away by his brother. I am SO EXCITED! He can come home Valentine’s Day week and I am nervous. I’ve never had a cat before! I’ve never even had a pet before. I did a lot of research and I feel prepared, but what if I regret it? What if…

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Haven’t decided on beer or a dirty martini yet.