Was just feeling the mild “ugh, holidays, still single, engagement season, baby announcements, blah” thing, so...thank you for reminding me about Wedding, Inc. Feeling much better about my unattached-ness now.

Oh God walking dead man lol. I hope he’s not planning on sleeping any time soon because that cat is going to murder him in his sleep.

This would be a better kitten mitten gift

It's a tale as old as time: women always think they look worse than they do, and men always think they look better than they do.

It’s like Christopher Walken’s heavier, not-as-lucky brother who watches a lot of TV.

He looks like he smells like cigarettes and old spice.

And he calls himself

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

My mother told me that if I ate the crust on my toast, my hair would grow curly. It made absolute sense to me, as adults were also telling me that dairy was good for my bones, and carrots were good for my teeth. So crust must be good for your hair!

Easy: God.

I attended a fundamental baptist middle school (ankle length jean skirts, chapel, no pop music, etc) and I distinctly remember a “science” class where they had to do some major mental gymnastics to support a literal biblical interpretation of science. Fossils are a lie from Satan, carbon dating is a trick by…

When I was little I went through a phase where I was plotting to run away with a sleeping bag and sleep outside somewhere. I was also, unrelatedly, super scared of dogs. So when my mom caught wind of my plan to run away, she told me that all dog owners let their dogs run free at night. I continued to believe this for…

Heated marble floors. I wants them.

Well, we all know that the Meagles are a cold-blooded crew of judgmental grudge-holders.

Eggs come from chickens. Chickens drink water. It takes about 50 gallons to produce one egg. http://water.usgs.gov/edu/activity-w…

Eggs are really only needed for the lecithin. That’s what holds the emulsion of the oil and water together. What Hampton Creek has done is make a “natural” additive that mimics the protein and lecithin structure of eggs.

Now everyone, we can discuss the implications of truthful food labels without resorting to different ways you hate mayo...

I mean they are all good but like I need about 200 more reporters being scared by animals and then I can just accept that the rest of my life is in actual shambles and I can die happy so please just find them thanks.

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel