My aunt and uncle were invited to a wedding. The invitation read: Dear Uncle, Aunt, Child #1, Child #2, Child #3, you’re invited to celebrate our wedding, blah blah blah.

In addition to all the reasons above me, tenure helps if there’s low enrollment one semester/year. They can’t just fire the French professor because only ten students enrolled in French 5620 in the fall.

First the ACA and now gay marriage!?!?! SCOTUS IS ON FIREEEE

Ahh, Pope Francis. My parents are extremely conservative and Catholic, and it always brings me great joy to mention his stances on things around the holidays and watch their eyes twitch. Because they wouldn’t say anything bad about their own pope, of course :)

NOT SURPISED. After living in Spain for a few years, I’ve learned a lot about their questionable business practices. And how Amancio Ortega is an asshole.

I tried a pot cookie for the first time the other day, and NOPE. I felt like I couldn’t even breathe, I was so anxious. I had take a nap. I made my friends late for a concert. Whomp whomp.

That picture... Is it Salad Fingers as a young boy with his dad???

Hubert Cumberdale

I once did, because my friend asked me to. She was trying to get Guy A to come back and hook up with her, but couldn’t because Guy B was his ride home. So she asked me to seduce Guy B so that she could get it on with Guy A. Good times.

I cannot say HOW MANY MEN have pulled back my labia and tried to jam their tongues up my urethra. NO NO NO NO NO. Very painful and NOT enjoyable at all. Please softly lick my labia thank you very much

I would not even hesitate to pull out my pepper spray.

Aww, thanks, buttercup! xx

...are you sure it isn’t a dick

Am I crazy or drunk, or is that a small dick on Taylor’s elbow?

This one.

This one.

I actually stopped reading the article and opened another tab to Google it. Apparently it’s some kind of European motorcycle?

I did my undergrad in Milwaukee! It’s actually a pretty cool city, with nice museums, parks, bars and restaurants. It’s always hard to relocate, and you’re going to HATE the winter, but people are extremely friendly and the summers are awesome. I know it sounds corny, but be sure to check out the Wisconsin State Fair!…

I would turn the couch so that it is across from the bookshelf (and when you sit down, the window is to your left). Then put a side table between the couch and the corner with a lamp or a plant on it.

PLEASE TELL ME THE THEME WAS “CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!”