Aww, don’t worry about it! We all do crazy things from time to time. You came clean, and he forgave you. You should forgive yourself.

I started going to a therapist this week precisely for this problem, except it’s been going on for a year. I can’t seem to start any work, and even something like doing the dishes seems like an insurmountable task. She told me to start thinking positively about all the things I do do, and to congratulate myself for…

What a cutie. We the People demand more pictures!!!

That photo is so beautiful!!! Congrats :)

I am so FUCKING tired of dating.

Roses are red

Any article of clothing that will hide my unshaven legs is a winner for me

chee (as in “cheese) + poht + lay

How should we know? We’re just stupid, stupid sluts.

Lol. I think you mean “cojones” (balls) because “cajones” means drawers.

I’m sitting at my kitchen table wearing pajama harem pants, a dirty T-shirt and a hoodie. I think those flight attendants were already more stylin’ than me, tbh.

Hillwalking? Like, just walking through the hills?

I would swipe right SO FAST

I just moved to the southern US and Tinder here is awful. 99% shirtless selfies, gory hunting pictures, fishing, and apparently something called “going mudding”.

I once worked for a few months in a country where it was perfectly normal for 5-year-old girls to run around naked on the beach. They’re children, but they’re practically babies! No one had a problem with it. Why do we?

I was visiting my cousin over the summer and she showed me her town’s Facebook page. 10% garage sale notices, 20% missing pets, 70% arguments about bars/unions.

#teamgrilledcheese

OH. MY. GOD.

I have a large cup of coffee, 36 books on my desk, and one research paper to finish before Friday. All I need now is... Motivation!! :)

I have a couple of beers (or margaritas, yeaahhhh CHO) in the airport and try to fall asleep before we take off. Then have more beer or wine on the plane before we land. Drunk me is a more relaxed, chill version of me.