And the repeated paragraph??

Maybe that's where the colada comes in! "Rosquilla colada" haha

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I lived in Spain for 4 years, and it's totally the norm there...

The thing is, though, it's a cultural norm! They'll charge you for water and they'll charge you for bread. I'm with KaltesKlaresWasser- you should read the guide book :)

Maybe try masturbating until you're close, and then letting him finish? Or oral for like 45 minutes. That works for me! ;)

I got mine in a month ago, and I also bled/spotted for three weeks. The cramps were gone after about a week!

I love soup! I actually only read the article because I was excited about soup.

I saw it last week and HATED it. But (1) I don't like science fiction, (2) I hate Anne Hathaway, especially crying Anne Hathaway talking about how love is the most powerful force in the universe and (3) I was on a date and I really just wanted to make out with the guy I was with, but had to wait like three fucking…

I can't really say... But he's a movie director!

I was dating a guy, and everything seemed okay, and then one day I called him and he never responded. Four months later, he calls me and says he just came back from Japan- he needed to "get away" and bought a same-day flight, leaving without telling me. He said, "But I'm back, let's meet up!" and I was like YOU WISH…

You should watch "Las maestras de la República"! It's a great documentary about women schoolteachers during the II República, and their repression when Franco won

Today, for the first time (probs last time) in my life, I felt famous! I went out for lunch with some friends, and a waiter recognized me. "Aren't you professor highfalutinwithbakunin?" Why yes, I am. But I've been at my current university for one semester and don't have this student in any of my classes...

It IS a good place for nothing burgers.

If you're a women's size 0, 2 or 4, you can fit into a large children's dress. Comes in handy when you want to be Cinderella but the adult sizes cost a bajillion dollars (although your dress will only hit you right above the knee), but then you can wear high tops and glasses and call yourself a hipster Disney…

Ohhh, I played the saxophone when I was a kid... I can only imagine the pain I put my neighbors through

Spooky spooky!! (Sorry, worked as a preschool teacher)

I did this last year in Mondariz, Spain, because I was working 10 minutes away from the balneario and a friend invited me. We took mineral baths infused with sparkling white wine, red wine and honeysuckle. It cost like 25€ and I thought it would be really cool, but it STANK. Really, really bad.

Is your BFF going to try to marry your fiancé???

I want to dress up as Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! Hopefully I can make my way to a bar and meet a Link ;)